Friday, October 30, 2009

Relationship Mistakes

So I am normally what my husband calls "a man hater". He gets this because I enjoy music by Pink and other artists who sometimes sing hateful songs against men. But lately I have been hearing a lot of complaints from single ladies about how good men are hard to find (yes, I will admit that the area that we live in does contain many dead beats). Let me first set the record straight that yes men make many relationship mistakes and majority of men do not remember anything important in a relationship that a woman may deem important. However, with that said ... I do need to admit that it is not always the mans fault.

::cringe:: Sorry ladies but I said it. Sometimes us women make relationship mistakes that cause us to be single.

Below are common mistakes that women make. PS. I did get some help from a article that I have provided the link.

1. Thinking you will never get over him. You will. Dwelling on what could have been is not healthy. Go out and live your life. You will get over him.

2. Spying. This can qualify as many things that women do. Checking your man text messages in a "no no". When I say checking text messages I do mean incoming messages and out going messages. Reading emails in a "no no". You should never read his messages and then ask what what they mean and who they are from for every female. Stalking out at places that you know he goes is a "no no". Going to his work is a "no no". Oh and last but not least driving by his house to see if he is home is a "no no". Don't be psycho ladies.

3. Thinking your man does and should be interested in everything you do, think, or say. Yes, you should have some common things. But there has got to be something that you like that he doesn't or that he likes that you don't. That's what makes things interesting.
Key note: please do not take up a hobby because you man likes it. For instant, if you have no interest in Country music but your new hubby loves Garth Brooks DO NOT all of a sudden own every Garth Brooks song on your ipod and rock out to it in your car. It is okay if you are genuinely interested in something that your hubby likes that you never knew about. But if you have always hated country music don't all of a sudden front like you love it. Be your own person ladies. You want a man who loves you for who you are ... not who you think he wants.

4. Displacing. If you are mad because he does not put the toilet seat down then tell him you are mad because he doesn't put the toilet seat down. However, don't change it into something about how he feels about you or your relationship.

5. Expecting too much. Relationships are not like the movies. Nothing is perfect. Think about the most perfect couple you know and I am willing to bet that they have relationship issues too. Love is not like a fairly tale your mother read to you about before bed or what Disney has told you. You have good days and bad and just how you handle them that makes everything okay.

6. Stagnating. You can't just sit there and wonder why you don't have a boyfriend. No one is going to come and find you. Get yourself out there!

7. Slacking. A lot of people like to say a relationship is when 2 people come 50-50 and compromise. I believe that a truly good relationship is when 2 people both come 100-100. Relationships are not easy and if anyone tells you they are then they are wrong. Every great couple will tell you that they work hard to make their relationship work. Sitting there and just listing all the reasons why your partner sucks gets nothing accomplished.

8. Isolating. Oh ladies so many of you do this. Yes, you have fallen in love ... and then you forget about everything else. Dropping your friends when you fall in love is not healthy. Friend help define who you are and are your rock when you are down.
Side note: Ladies every wonder how you go from being in the great "honeymoon" stage and then all of a sudden he doesn't want to hang out anymore? The he breaks up with you and you don't know why? It's because you are always around! He fell in love with you for a reason. But all of a sudden all you do is hang out with him. Remember you are combining two lives not ditching yours and joining his.

9. Fantasizing. Ladies, you life with not be complete when you find a man. No man can fix all your problems. You will some day find a man who will be your partner in life. But he will not magically fix everything wrong with your life.

10. Using the silent treatment. Men are not mind readers. As much as we would like to think they know what they did wrong ... they don't. Yes, men really are that dumb. Yes, they really don't know. No, most of them really aren't lying when they say they don't know what is wrong. Just tell him what's wrong.

11. Denying. Problems do not go away. If something is wrong just say so. If you let things fester soon every little thing wil get on your nerves. Pretending you do not have a problem is even worse. If you keep pretending soon others will notice that something is wrong. You don't want to be that couple.

12. Standing along. In a healthly relationship you lean on each other. Sometime you will be his rock and sometimes he will be yours. That is what is healthy. If he constantly saving you and you are never there for him then there will be a problem. Balance ladies. Superman is a myth and even he had bad days.

13. Over analyzing. Women think way too much (and men try not to think at all). Wondering why he text instead of calling. Wondering why he only called 2 twice today instead of 3 times. Wondering why he cancelled on getting ice cream when he loves ice cream. Wondering why he picked up on the 4th ring when he always picks up on the 2nd ring. Oh my gaaawd! Most men just do things. They really don't think so you really shouldn't either.

14. Trying to reinvent the relationship wheel. YOU are NOT the exception. YOU can NOT change him. If it seems too good to be true then it probably is. Never think "well maybe I am the exception" because you are not. If you think you might be you will probably be in for a heartache.

If you have not watch "He's just not into you" or read the book ... you should.

To my single ladies ... you guys will be fine. Take a deep breath. Find yourself and when you do you will also find the man who will be your partner in life because if you don't know who you are how will someone else.


PS. My credential is on my ring finger on my left hand.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Really? Crystal Meth?

So Andre Agassi recently admitted to taking crystal meth in 1997. In his upcoming autobiography it explains how Agassi lied to tennis officials explaining that he failed a drug test because he accidently drank from a soda spiked with meth from his assistant. Who believes such a story? Were we that naive in 1997? Apparently so. However, does anyone else feel like this is a semi publicity stunt to boost sales for his upcoming autobiography? I think so.

Good luck with book sales Andre.


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Dumb Robber

So this Visalia man broke into a Orange Cove home. However he left his cell phone at the homeher burglarized. People where able to find him because on his phone he took many pictures of himself. Oh and to top it off her agreed to meet deputies to get his cell phone back and that's when they arrested him. Loser!


Guess where I will be at 12am Nov 20th?

Ahhhhhhh. Y101 is giving away premiere tickets tomorrow at the Macy's grand opening in Riverpark. Ahhhhhh.


Friday, October 23, 2009


I heart LC. That's all.

Kute Prego

You know me and celeb gossip. I just couldn't help myself when I saw this picture. Kourtney is such a cute prego. I only hope I will look this cute and posh when I am prego. Damn girl! Work it!


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Target is going green ... oh and green in your pocket too!

Now I know everyone is a fan of Target. In our home we call it the $99 store cause you never leave without at least spending $99.
Monday Target announced that starting Nov 1st they will be starting a new bag program. You will receive a 5 cent discount for every reusable bag you bring to bag your items in. That is awesome! This not only saves the environment but it puts money in our pockets. Oh and lets not forget that Target saves money too. Target bags are one of the most popular bags for people to keep and use as grocery bags because they better quality.
Kudos to the Bullseye for taking the first step to going green. So remember shoppers Nov 1st start bringing your reusable bags to Target!

OnStar ... It's expensive but damn it's useful when you really need it

Now you always watch the OnStar commerical and think "yeah yeah yeah". But how many people get to say "it really works"? Well some Visalia people do!

Apparently OnStar made the Visalia Police's job just way too easy. A carjacker decided to take a new Chevy Tahoe at gunpoint at a apartment after making the people give them their wallets. Minutes later because of OnStar Visalia Police was able to track down the carjacker. OnStar disabled the car so that the carjacker could not accelerate. The police ended up catching the carjacked on foot when he fell into a pool. They arrested him soaking wet.

OnStar 1 Carjacker 0


Flame Broiled

Last night at around midnight a ambulance driver noticed a fire at Burger King on Cedar and Herndon. The fire department was called at once. When the fire department came they noticed that the broiler in the kitchen was on fire. I guess the burgers really at flame broiled at Burger King.



Okay. So must people know that I think Megan Fox is dumb as bricks. However unnamed crew members have also claimed she is "dumb as a rock". Well duh! If you weren't dumb as a rock why would you call the Michael Bay the name that made you famous "Hitler"?
Apparently now she claims that she never said that Transformer 2 was bad or called Michael Bay any names. Good grief!
Megan ... before Michael Bay found you hot washing his very expensive car you were a nobody. Now dumb ass men around the world find you hot. You have even starred in your own horror movie. You should be kissing Mr. Bay's feet. Do the world a favor and keep that mouth of yours shut and just smile. Apparently people think you are pretty.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Fresh Concealer

So I totally have to do a product plug. This weekend I tried the concealer from Fresh for the first time and now I am in love. This is a must have in your make up bag. Have you ever wondered how girls party like crazy the night before and then wake up beautiful? They use this product!! Fantastic for under eyes.
Kudos to Fresh for keeping up girls looking fresh!